VERSE 1
The Mo-bros in London town grow that soft and bristly down
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
They do it for you and me, the prostate cancer charity
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
That's the way that it grows
There's a hairything that's underneath your nose
You can use a net or wax
The idea tho is grow it to the max
VERSE 2
There are many different ways to grow a tache in thirty days
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
To grow one is not a sin, even if it's pencil thin
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
That's the way that it grows
You can do it to accentuate your nose
handlebar---- thick or thin, maybe you can even choose a mexican
VERSE 3
See the ones who start to fail, early in November bale
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
Now's the time to make amends, grow one to impress your friends
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
That's the way that it grows
All the ladies love a man moustachio
Do it now, tell your friends
And really hope that no one condescends
VERSE 4
You can look like Groucho Marx or maybe that guy from Sparks
That's the way that they mo's, that's the way
Girlys you too can have a go, just like that Frida kahlo
That's the way that they grow, that's the way
That's the way that it grows
A Hercule Poirot or a Super Mario
Cheech and Chong, Fumanchus
Well they say he grew one right down to his shoes
VERSE 5
You can grow a fine moustache, it'll help to raise some cash
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
You'll feel so debonaire when you adopt that facial hair
That's the way that it grows, that's the way
That's the way that it grows
Come join the brotherhood of Mos
And then when November ends
We shall see the kinda man who (just) pretends
(Will you miss its tender touch, did it itch you very much
That's the way that it grows, that's the way) I thought of this line after I'd recorded it. Dang!